You know you're addicted to Survivor when...
Well, as I was sitting around in Math class today, I was wondering to myself, "what more absolutely relevant to IB stuff can I put up on my site". Since nothing came to mind, I decided to write up a few "Signs you're addicted to Survivor" since, well, people in IB watch Survivor and it's highly possible that one of the 16 might have had a relative in IB and IB students have 2 hands and Colby has 2 hands. So anyways, here goes...
Signs you're Addicted to Survivor
-When you lose a game of pick-up basketball, you turn to your teamates and dejectedly say "Well, I guess we're gonna have to hike up to Tribal Council tonight."
-Your friends begin to wonder why you always say "I like you guys...but not in a homosexual way."
-When your math teacher threatens to kick you out of class for talking to much, you proudly shoot back "You can't. I have immunity."
-You buy a Canadian Alliance membership since "the only people who ever win are those in an alliance."
-When giving out your phone number, you give people your cell number, pager number, and coconut phone number.
-When someone tells you you're going on a picknick, you immediately assume that all you'll be eating are Doritos and Mountain Dew.
-You scour the local health food store for chicken feed.
-You deliberately cook all your rice mushy because you know it will "piss Jerri off".
-Whenever your girlfriend so much as mentions chocolate, you stand up and shout "The Colbster (or Danster, or Jamester or whatever your name is) is not a Hershey Bar!!!"
-You throw buckets on water on people you don't like.
-You justify all your actions by saying: "It's what Mike would have wanted us to do."
-You think the Gore-Bush deadlock should have been decided on "previous votes."
-At 12:50 every day, you announce: "The tribe has spoken. It's time to go...to Biology."
-You plant beef jerkey in your friends backpack and when he leaves you tell people that you think he's been smuggling jerkey "behind our backs."
-You find the mere mention of beef jerkey funny.
-When voting in the provincial election voting booth, you neatly print "RALPH" on your ballot, then hold it up and say: "Ralph, if you were dying of thirst in the..."
-You force yourself to watch VH1 Rock 'N Roll jeopardy just to see more of Jeff Probst.
-Whenever you use a candle snuffer, you insist on saying: "The tribe has spoken."
-You get the innexplicable urge to wave your finger in the face of any vegetarians you know.
-You no longer talk to anyone you know named Jerri.
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