Every now and then someone would say something truly memorable in an IB class. Not memorable enough for me to remember it though so I had to write them down on scraps of paper here and there. So without furthur wait, here are some of the famours quotes uttered during the past year:

"Yo! Yo! Yo! I'm doing a titration here."
                          -Nizar

"I love Mr.Fortin"
         -Jeremy Tsang fuelling the rumours

"You guys are the best at time management"
         -Mr.Kelly showing off his sarcasm

"My skills pale in comparisson to Lindsay Kromm's"
         -Matthew Fong finally realizing the truth

"Everything is beautiful except suffering and death...except sometimes"
         -Katie Baker philosophizing in ToK

"I don't want to wake up and see your face this close to me again."
         -Lindsay Kromm telling Matthew Fong something which can be mis-interpreted

"You guys were mean and bad to Wobick"
         -Mrs.Datta calling it like it is

"Ann Rand thinks she thinks she's cool"
         -Mr.Kelly discussing his "favourite" author

"It's right but it's incorrect"
         -vintage Nizar

"Hard work will pay off over time, but laziness will pay off now"
         -Unnoficial IB slogan

"Tess gets dead"
         -Jeff

"Tess is like eyor"
         -Nizar's insight on Tess

"Tess is a masochist"
         -More of Nizar's insight

"Tess is the worst novel ever written in human history"
         -paraphrasing Tafari's views on Tess

"While polls can be used to prove a point, poles can be better used 
to beat someone until they see your point"
         -Kyle proving that intimidation is the best form of argument

"Fuck Man"
         -Mike

"Tu parles trop à mon avis"
         -Mr.Fortin to Nizar

"People get married on the computer"
         -Oleg in a rare ToK appearance

"Which tastes better? The cafeteria food or the cafeteria?"
         -Jeff showing the insight which won him the ToK award

"Trotsky was the liberator of the people"
         -Nizar's take on the great Leon Trotsky

"Does anyone think their english mark was given by a talking fish with a magic burrito?"
         -Jeff discussing IB marks

"Welcome to Mrs. Buckingham, Live! with Mrs. Buckingham." 
         -Jason, with baby powder in his air and a dress on (don't ask)